Ignorance is bliss
Don’t ever mention his name to my face.

He is dead to me lel soz but not soz. I dunno whu u r talkin aboutz. No we NEVA dated lelelelel. What is that? Is that a clothing Label? Isn’t that an actors name pffftttt no. HA. HA. Hsajndkainskk. Nice shirt, does it come in men’s? YISSS? Awesome okay we r dun talking tyvm. God bless u n ur children.


kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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كل امرأة تستحق رجلاً ينسيها ان قلبها قد كسر يوماً

every women deserves a man that can makes her forget her heart was ever broken.

(Source: sarxj)


sorry:

when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:

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sunharry:

"You say you’re a good girl but I know you would girl"
[bites fist]


Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.
- m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2.  (via pnko)

inmylastbreaths:

Why deadmau5 is one of the kings of trolling

inmylastbreaths:

Why deadmau5 is one of the kings of trolling